I have a list of guilty pleasures. I will start from 10 and then go to 1 to provide some excitement for the reader. Number 10 (drum roll) I eat ice cream. Number 9 I enjoy watching the notebook when I am alone at night and feeling lonely. Number 8 is I like to just lay down and sleep. Number 7 is daydreaming during the school. Number 6 is I like to play piano even though I don't have any practice on it. Number 5 is I enjoy practicing sports during my time off...of sports.
Now we are half way through, have you guessed my number 1 yet? Well, you'll see. Number 4 is that I enjoy tanning, naturally, in the sun. Not any of that fake baking in a tanning bed. That's just not right. I am naturally black so it's not that hard to get a tan. Number 3 is that I enjoy spending time with my amigos. They are fun to hang out with because you never know what we will find to do. Number 2 is that I enjoy girls. They are nice and don't have cooties (that's what I've been told) and they always smell nice and I am somebody who appreciates a good smell. Now, the moment you've all been waiting for. My number 1. This is out of all of my guilty pleasures. This 1 thing that you know about me above all else will change your perspective of me forever, maybe. You have no idea what this is going to be based on the previous nine. You might have thought my number 2 was going to be 1, but you were mistaken. My number 1 guiltiest pleasure is the smell of fresh cut grass on a warm summer's day. It is the greatest smell that you can ever smell in your life. It is the single greatest smell above all smells that you have ever smelled in your life. It will literally blow you back on your butt. It is the greatest smell ever.
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